{"product_id":"shakespearean-insults-zipper-bag","title":"Shakespearean Insults Zipper Pouch","description":"\u003cp\u003eWilliam Shakespeare never missed a chance to sharpen a sentence and frankly, we admire the commitment. This zipper pouch is a greatest-hits compilation of the Bard’s most cutting turns of phrase, perfect for anyone who enjoys their literature with a side of sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse it to stash your notions, hold your yellow stockings (obviously), corral pens, project notes, or anything else that deserves a proper place. Fully lined and thoughtfully designed, it stands at the ready - whether you’re heading into a meeting, a knit night, or a verbal duel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 5\" × 9\"\u003cbr\u003e• 2\" gusset so it stands on its own\u003cbr\u003e• Fully lined interior\u003cbr\u003e• Inner card pocket for a little extra organization\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmart, literary, and just the right amount of irreverent. A practical pouch with a wicked vocabulary - because sometimes the best accessory is a well-timed insult. 😉\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unemployed Philosophers Guild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42844221833279,"sku":"5380","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0576\/8157\/5999\/files\/Shakespearean_Insults_Bag.jpg?v=1769797953","url":"https:\/\/nomadicknits.com\/products\/shakespearean-insults-zipper-bag","provider":"Nomadic Knits","version":"1.0","type":"link"}